First in and last out, this Creative Director was notorious for gathering the troops late in the afternoon (when everyone’s mind was already at the pub) for “Brainstorming Sessions”, for which she would throw bean bags around her spacious office and asked everyone to sit.
They felt it was fake.
Plus it unnecessarily made people stay at work when they could be doing other stuff.
The general feeling was that this Creative Director lacked a social life.
Once that the “Brain Estorming” (as people exaggerating the Spanish accent called it) session was overcrowded someone sat at the Director’s desk watching as ideas were drawn.
At some point, the Creative Director’s marker ran out of ink and asked the person sitting at her desk to hand her one from her top drawer.
Opens the wrong one and finds a dildo.
“Can’t write with this one”, said he holding it with two fingers — perhaps out of as concern for the cooties.